Okay guys, I promise this one is a shorter one.
My Sunday didn't come close to what I was expecting. On Sunday morning during breakfast my host dad asked if I
wanted to go up to their land in the mountains. I've been up one time before (that's the blog that will be posted in May) and loved it. After my host mom convinced me that my
homework wasn’t important, I agreed to go. I had been wearing a dress for the
first time in Ecuador because I finally felt clean enough to – but that lasted
about five minutes – I ran upstairs, changed back into my dirty jeans, and
hopped in the car.
When we arrived at their plot of land, which oversees
glorious Ecuadorian jungle and majestic mountains, my host dad told me that there was a
walk that a couple of the boys working for them would be doing to get “las
truchas” (a trout type of fish here), and that I was welcome to go. “Eh, why
not?” I thought and joined the two boys waiting for me.
We commenced our walk straight down the mountain, and the
older of the two boys (Andres), who was carrying nothing but a huge knife,
asked what my name was. That shouldn’t be a hard question, but “Jordan” is a
hard name in Spanish speaking countries and I haven’t figured out how to
pronounce it the way my host family does. For Andres, I even used the “like
Michael Jordan?” trick, but it didn’t work. He settled on “Yordy” which makes
me laugh just typing it. The way down the mountain was steep, muddy, and full
of branches etc. made none easier by the three dogs bounding along side us just
waiting to trip us. At one point Andres turns back and says “vamos corriendo” which
means “we go running” and the boys began running down the treacherous slope. I
followed suit and eventually, somehow without breaking a limb, we made it to a cement pool of
sorts. The water looked disgusting – varying shades of brown mostly - and I could see fish swimming about.
At the pool the boys stripped to their swim trunks and
hopped in the pool holding a crate. Andres lowered the crate into the water and
came up with truchas flipping and flapping everywhere. He tossed those truchas
into another crate on the ground where they flapped around helplessly. It was
kind of sad to watch and I wanted the fish to die faster because I was feeling
bad about it until the younger guy, Carlos, stepped out of the pool and began
breaking the necks of the truchas in the crate on the ground so that they
wouldn’t flip out of it anymore. I don’t know which was worse.
Finally, when we had about 20 truchas, both boys got out of
the filthy water and Andres pulled out his knife, picked up a fish, sliced it’s
belly wide open, and tossed in in the crate that Carlos was sitting by. Carlos
then picked it up, slide his hand inside the fish, and pulled out the
intestines. He proceeded to take some other stuff out of the fish and then
throw it all into another bucket that the dogs went at ferociously, meanwhile
blood was spurting from everywhere due to Andres’ knife and Carlos’ removal
job. They asked if I wanted to try it, but I didn’t really. Mostly because of
how darn dirty those fish looked. I mean, fish are supposed to be slippery, but
these were covered in dirt and probably poop and gross water and blood from the
others or from the ones that Carlos had killed. No thank you.
We spent the time
chatting a bit, Andres didn’t really get the concept that I’m not *actually*
the daughter of Bolivar (my host dad), and that the girl up in the pick-up
isn’t *actually* my sister, but alas. (He
also asked my birthday, got excited that it was two days after his, and then
asked my horoscope sign. I wanted to be sassy about that, but I held it in.)
Anyway, finally they got to the last fish and, half joking I think, Carlos
handed it in my direction. Partially because I wanted to try and partially
because I didn’t want the boys to think I was too girly for that kind of thing,
I took it from him and without pause shoved my hand inside and felt the
slippery intestines. Carlos had made ripping them out look easy, but, man, some
of those things are attached well in there. This wasn’t made any easier by the
fact that the fish was even more slippery than I imagined. If I thought cutting
mango without a cutting board was challenging, I had another thing coming. Finally
I got out everything that I needed too, Carlos looking unimpressed, but Andres
congratulated me. I threw the rest of the insides to the dogs, put the
now-cleaned-out-fish with the others and looked down at my hands and clothes. My
hands were fully covered in red fish goo-blood and my clothes were spattered
with it. I’ve included a picture to show the blood and guts that I was completely covered with.
Well... it felt like a lot then. And I promise my hands were actually completely red and gooey. To be honest I kinda hope that one dot stays
so I can show how BA I am.
Andres told me I
should wash my hands in the pool water, so I took a deep breath, prayed that I
didn’t have any open wounds that I didn’t know about, and plunged them in. I
put some hand sanitizer on as soon as we got back to the truck, but who knows...
After the intense trek straight up the mountain in which Andres asked me again if
my sister in the pick-up truck also had blue eyes (no, we’re not actually
sisters, but I do have a brother with green eyes in the United States where I
am from and where I will live again after I am done with my semester abroad in Ecuador wherein I'm staying with this family), we
made it back up to the top. I was breathing as though I’d just finished a 5k
race and I hadn’t even been hauling the crate of fish like Andres. It was an intense "walk" as my host dad had called it.
I washed my hands a
conservative guess of 47 times by the end of Sunday, but I could still smell
the fish for another full day. I was slightly worried they were trying to haunt
me. Well, one things for sure, when my host mom hands me a plate of trucha this
week – from head to tail – it’ll be a little harder to stomach it all. Or not. I’ll
keep you updated.